What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

They put up a sign reading

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

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Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

share office space ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

No go.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

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Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Who would win, an F-22 Raptor or Tie Defender?

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

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Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.